片名：贝丝库柏，我爱你
忘掉我吧，你即将离开 GIRL [singing]: Forget me, you're on your way
我们不要联系彼此 We don't have to stay in touch
也许某天可能我们会想起 We may remember someday
不过到那时，已不再重要 Till then it doesn't matter that much
某一天我会疑惑 Someday I'll have to wonder
梦想可能会遮蔽现实 And dreams may cloud the truth
但是如果你答应我 But if you promise me
我答应你，永远都不会忘记你 I promise I'll never forget you
忘掉我们流过的泪水 Forget the tears we cried
忘掉那些美好的时光 Forget the good times too
忘掉受过的痛苦 Forget the pain inside
你以后就再也见不到她了 You will never see her again.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
哥们，一毕业，她就会离开了 下次再见面，最早得十年后的同学会 Dude, after graduation, she'll be gone until like the tenth reunion...
…如果你们那会都还能活着的话 ...if you both even live that long.
到那会儿，她肯定怀孕了 肚里养着别人的骨肉 And she'll be so very pregnant by then, baking someone else's DNA.
她肯定咧嘴笑得像头母牛一样 And she'll have this, like, big, pregnant cow grin on her face.
她甚至都不会记得你 She won't even remember who you are.
我每节课都基本上坐她后面 Well, I sat behind her in almost every class.
她后面嘘 - Behind her. - Shh.
她后面 她肯定从没留意到你，哥们 Behind her. She never saw you, dude.
如果在毕业典礼上，你不公布的话 谁都不会记得你 You don't give this big speech at graduation, you don't exist.
说真的，丹尼斯，如果你… 如果你不…如果你不这样做的话… No, Denis, if you... If you don't do this... If you don't do this...
你会抱憾终身的 [AS HUMPHREY BOGART] "You'll regret it.
或许不是今天 或许不是明天，但是不久后… Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...
…你余生都将在后悔中度过 ...and for the rest of your life."
你在说些什么啊？ What are you talking about?
拜托，是《卡萨布兰卡》 的台词1942年上映… [IN NORMAL VOICE] Come on, it's Casablanca, 1942...
…导演麦可·柯蒂兹 ...Michael Curtiz, director.
鲍嘉主演，伙计！ 嘘 - Bogart, dude! LIBRARIAN: Shh.
有必要吗？ Seriously?
鲍嘉 [WHISPERING] Bogart.
[GUITAR PLAYING]
谢谢，安吉乐卡 Thank you, Angelica.
是安吉莉卡，随便你怎么叫了 It's Angelica. Whatever.
安吉莉卡 Angelica.
谢谢你，给我们带来了 这么出色的表演《忘掉我》 Thank you for that rousing rendition of "Forget Me."
接下来 也是最后一位毕业演讲代表… Next, and finally, your valedictorian...
…丹尼斯·库夫曼 ...Denis Cooverman.
今天我们展望未来 Today we look forward.
期待着离开这儿 Look forward to getting out of here.
呵，呵，呵 Heh, heh, heh.
不过今天，我同样想回顾… But today, I would also like to look back...
…回顾我们在布法罗格伦高中 度过的这四个年头… ...Iook back on our four years here at Buffalo Glenn High School...
…没有丝毫怨恨地回顾过去… ...Iooking back not with anger...
…不留下一丝遗憾 ...but with no regrets.
不会为了那些我们想做而没做的… No regrets for what we wanted to do...
…感到后悔… ...but did not...
…为那些我们想说却开不了口的… ...what we wanted to say...
…感到后悔 ...but could not.
所以今天我站在这儿想说… And so I say here today...
…一件事 一件我希望我很久前就说了的… ...the one thing I wish I had said...
…一件我知道如果我现在不说 就会抱憾终身的事 ...the one thing I know I will regret if I never say:
我爱你，贝丝·库柏 I love you, Beth Cooper.
他喜欢你 [WHISPERING] He likes you.
自从7年级罗莎老师的数学课上 我第一次坐到你后面时… I have loved you, Beth Cooper...
…我就爱上了你 ...since I first sat behind you in Ms. Rosa's math class in the 7th grade.
嗨 Heh.
当我坐在你后面上万德老师的 法语课时，我就爱上了你 I loved you when I sat behind you in Se? Or Weidner's Spanish...
…还有凯路米特老师的 《受压迫文学史》 ...and Ms. Calumet-Hobey's Literature of the Oppressed.
我从后面爱你… I loved you from behind...
…无论是生物课，历史课 还是，对，实用科学 [PEOPLE GRO AN]
...in Biology, History, and, yes, Practical Science.
我一直都爱着你，但是没告诉过你 因为我们从没讲过话 I loved you, but I never told you because we never spoke.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
不过现在我说出来了，不留下一丝遗憾 But now I say it, with no regrets.
我爱你，贝丝·库柏 I love you, Beth Cooper.
那么今天我们就把心中憋着 却开不了口的话… And so let us all say the things that we longed to say...
…都讲出来吧 ...but our tongues would not.
让我们大胆地承认： Let us be unafraid to admit:
“我有饮食失调症，我需要帮助” "I have an eating disorder, and I need help."
让我们坦白： Let us confess:
“我是个高傲的婊子… "I'm a stuck-up bitch...
…因为我很清楚，我是个废物” ...because deep down, I believe I am worthless."
让我们宣布： Let us declare:
“我是个愚蠢，肥大的低能儿 "I'm a big, dumb moron.
我是个整天欺负其他孩子的大混球… I'm a big old asshole who beats up on other kids...
…因为小时候，我没得到宠爱 ...because I was unloved as a baby...
…或者受过性虐待之类的 ...or was sexually abused or something.
对于你承受过的那些虐待 把头浸到马桶里冲… I am sorry for the cruel swirlies...
…抽打肚皮… ...the pink bellies...
…扯拉乳头，我很抱歉” ...the purple nurples."
让我们，让我们所有人发誓： And let us, no, let all of us vow:
“当我们毕业时，我们不会像某些败类 "When I graduate, I'm not gonna keep hanging around my old high school...
…整天还在这个高中里闲逛… ...like some kind of creepy loser...
…连个成年女朋友也找不到” ...who can't get an adult girlfriend."
你们清楚我在讲谁，你 You know who you are. You.
[PEOPLE MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]
还有，是的，为了将来能不后悔… And, yes, let us not regret...
…请你告诉你最好的朋友——我 ...that we never told our own best friend:
“我瑞奇，是个同志 "I'm gay, dude.
我是个彻头彻尾的同志” I'm totally gay."
我不是同志啊 [MOUTHING] I'm not gay.
是的 Yes.
的确如此，让我们… Indeed. Let us all...
非常感谢，丹尼斯 Thank you, Denis.
发人深思的话，谢谢 Food for thought. Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇哦 Wow.
[CHATTERING]
很好 MAN: Perfect.
哇哦噢 - Whoa. - Oh.
没关系不好意思 - It's okay. - Sorry.
对不起 没关系 - Sorry. MAN: All right.
库夫曼先生，嗨嗨！你好啊 - Mr. Cooverman, hi. - Hey! Hello.
没想到你会做出这么鲁莽的事… I've never known you to do anything so reckless...
…这么鲁莽 ...really at all reckless.
呃，谢谢 Well, thank you.
呃，不不，我没想到 Uh, no. That is not what I would expect...
一个要去史丹福大学的学生 会做出这种事 ...from somebody who is going to Stanford.
你也知道，只要我一个电话… You know one call from me...
…或许你就只能去哈珀职业学院了 ...and you could be going to Harper Community College.
那样的话就太糟糕了，你不能… That would be unimaginable. You can't...
听着，我不知道当时我为什么… 那家伙是谁？ Look, I don't know why I did th... Who was that?
那可不是我，我那会儿受了影响 That wasn't me. I was under an influence.
你喝醉了？什么？ - Are you drunk? - What?
我指我的思想受到了影响 I just meant my thinking had been compromised.
听我说，瑞奇告诉我如果…瑞奇·孟奇？ - Look, Rich told me if... - Rich Munsch?
是的 Yeah.
换我的话 我可不会向他咨询异性恋的问题 I wouldn't take heterosexual advice from Rich Munsch.
但是他说得对 But he was right.
我的意思是，我总得有所行动 I mean, I had to do something.
她脑中可没我这个人 她对我一点记忆也没有 I'm not there in her brain. She will have no memory of me.
所以呢？ So?
所以呢？拜托，格莉森博士 你难道就没相爱过？ So? Come on, Dr. Gleason, haven't you ever been in love?
[BOTH MO ANING]
你的乳头长得好奇怪啊 MAN: Your nipples are so weird.
丹尼斯，外面还会有一个贝丝·库柏的 Denis, there's another Beth Cooper out there.
一个只属于你的她 One just for you.
你让我很难堪 You embarrassed me.
呃… Uh...
不过讲得很动听，我饶你一命 But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live.
喔，那太好了，因为我想活着 [SIGHS]
Well, that's good. Because I like to live.
这衣服里有800多度吗，水都烧得开了 Is it like 800 degrees in there, like boiling?
事实上，水的沸点是华氏212度… Actually, the boiling point of water is 212 degrees Fahrenheit...
…摄氏100度 ...100 degrees Celsius.
我很热 I am so hot.
我看得出来… I can imagine...
…你很热 ...that you're hot.
嗨，我可不是同性恋，伙计 Hey. So I'm not gay, dude.
瑞奇，嗨 Rich, hi.
你好，嗨，嘿，嗨 Hello, hi, hey. Hi.
我刚刚没注意到你们在谈话 I didn't realize there was a line here.
不，不，没关系，我得走了 No, no, that's okay. I gotta go.
停！等等 Halt! I mean, wait.
今晚我家里有个小宴会 There's a little soirée at my house tonight.
点心有点多… Course that's redundant...
…我不清楚我自己在讲什么 ...I don't know what I'm talking about.
不，是个派对，不是什么法国晚宴 听听音乐，喝喝酒啊，玩玩小游戏啊 No, a party. More of a party than a French thing. Music, drinks, prizes.
派对 Party.
听起来不错会很有意思的，一定会 - Sounds fun. - It is fun, will be, in the future.
而且天煞的，你被正式邀请了 And goddamn it, you're invited, officially.
哇哦 Wow.
谢谢 Thanks.
朴树路6337号… 6337 Hackberry Drive...
…如果你用导航的话，编码是98401 ...ZIP's 98401, if you're Mapquesting.
嗯，我们可能会顺路来拜访一下 Well, maybe we could stop by.
好的，没来也行，没关系 Cool, or not, whatever.
我是说，你想来就过来 不想来就不过来 I mean, you come, you come. If you don't, you don't.
你不但羞辱了我，还侮辱了她 You humiliated me and insulted her.
你准备好受死了吗？ Are you prepared to die?
对不起 [MOUTHING] Sorry.
你肯定就是贝丝·库柏的男朋友 [GRO ANING]
You must be Beth Cooper's boyfriend.
我得去上一下洗手间 I have to go to the bathroom.
呃… Um...
[GRUNTING]
我给你十秒钟时间 让你来信服我不杀你 I'm gonna give you ten seconds to convince me why I should let you live.
我猜你想说的是 “说服”而不是“信服” I think you mean "persuade," not "convince."
那边有什么问题吗？ Is there a problem here?
没有，女士 No, ma'am.
我的手，不小心滑了一下 My hand, it just slipped.
你明白的，我可不能允许你 在学校范围内杀他？ You know I can't allow you to kill him on school property?
明白，女士 Yes, ma'am.
宝贝，这样可不好 [GASPING]
Baby. Not nice.
你没事吧？好极了，没事 - You okay? - Great, yeah.
好的，话说回来 你至少和贝丝·库柏讲话了 Okay. You know, on the bright side, Beth Cooper talked to you.
喔喔！我们走！ GIRL 1: Whoo! GIRL 2: Let's go!
毕业了！我们成功了！ 成功了！开派对了！ GIRL 3: School's out! We did it! We did it! Party!
唔，这可不妙 Ooh. That can't be good.
[VALLI SHRIEKING]
败类！ MAN: Losers!
好的，保持联系啊 All right, keep in touch.
那么，听着，我不是同性恋 好吧，那么…对 So, look, I'm not gay, you know, so... Yeah.
好的，嗯 Okay, yeah.
不，我是说 即使你是也没关系，真的 No, I mean, it's cool if you are, too, really.
说真的，我不是，我讨厌同志 Really, I'm not. No soy homo.
好吧，好极了 All right. That's awesome.
你怎么会认为我是同志呢？ What makes you think I'm gay?
我说不上来…每个人都认为你是同志 瑞奇 [CHUCKLES]
I don't know... Everybody thinks you're gay, Rich.
呃，他们不理解我，但是你理解我啊 Well, they don't know me. You know me.
你怎么会认为我是同志呢？ What makes you think I'm gay?
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
好的，我有个主意 Okay, I got an idea.
我演侠盗罗宾汉，你扮成弗莱尔·塔克 I'm Robin Hood. You're Friar Tuck.
我们把你爸爸的摄像机拿来然后我们自己也拍一个… We get your dad's camcorder and we do a shot-for-shot re-creation...
…他们剑战的高潮部分… ...of their climactic sword fight...
…用我们的小弟弟当剑，哈 ...using our boners. Ha.
我想不出有什么特别的事 Nothing in particular, I guess.
嗯，是不是戏剧小组？ Well, I mean, is it because of Drama Club?
因为很多专业演员都不是同性恋啊 Because, you know, a lot of professional actors aren't gay.
一半以上都不是 More than half.
瑞奇，只是整个高中，哪怕是之前… Rich, it's just that all through high school and even before...
…你都从没交过一个女朋友 ...you never really had a girlfriend.
你也没有啊我至少试过 - Neither did you. - I tried.
哦，哈，哈，哈，芭迪·凯克 Oh, ha, ha, ha. Patty Keck?
对，就是她你的小丑事 - Her, yes. - Your secret shame.
我想说的是…我至少有过 My point is... I had one.
不过你知道，和这样的女孩子亲热… Just so you know, making out with a girl like that...
我可不能确认你就不是同志 I'm not sure that's not gay.
[LAUGHS]
这是什么？给我，放开啊，我想看看 What is this? Give me it. Let go of it. I wanna see.
不哇哦 - No. - Wow.
谁你便 Whatever.
帅呆了，苹果ｍｐ３啊很幼稚 - That's awesome. IPod. - It's silly.
不不，很好啊，非常好 No, that's really nice. That's great.
是的，我爸和我妈给我的… Yeah, my mom and dad gave it...
哥们，你知道我毕业礼物是什么吗？ Dude, you know what I got for graduation?
不知道一张账单 - No. - A bill.
是的，我爸爸说我欠他23万850美元 Yeah, my dad says I owe him 233,850 bucks.
这么点钱？ A quarter of a million dollars?
他们就想让你自力更生了 And then they expect you to buy your own shoes.
是的，嗯，不对 其中有5万是对我妈的损耗赔偿费 Yeah. Well, no, that includes 50 grand for "wear and tear" on my mother.
你也知道，我妈她耗损得是挺厉害的 She is pretty worn and torn, you know.
是啊 Yeah.
嗯，不管怎么说，我很抱歉 你爸是这样一个混球 Well, in any case, I'm sorry your dad's such a dick.
那张清单名目列得很清楚，非常详细 And it was completely itemized, very detailed.
谁会知道他一直都在做记录？ Who knew he was paying attention?
嗨哟 Hey-o.
看看我的新鞋哦，很帅嘛 - Check out the new kicks. - Oh, cool.
两个月的工资，很金凯利 大约1945年那会，不是吗？ Two paychecks. Very Gene Kelly, circa 1945, don't you think?
是的，鞋子不错啊哥们 - Yeah. They're nice. - Dude.
不要这么紧张，她不会来的 Don't be so nervous. She's not gonna come.
我没紧张啊，只是细心 两者可不一样 I'm not nervous, I'm particular. There's a difference.
你知道吗，她们闻得出你的恐惧 You know what, they can smell fear.
不，不可能我闻得到啊 - No, they can't. - I can smell it.
唔唔 - Ooh. - Ooh.
恐惧嗯 - Fear. - Mm.
你知道吗，青春期什么好处也没带给我 反而毁了我 You know, puberty has done nothing but screw me.
哥们，你在干什么？ Dude, what are you doing?
我再给我的T恤透气 I'm airing out my shirt.
什么？拜托 - What? - Come on.
我可不能穿件臭烘烘的T恤 I don't want a stinky shirt.
伙计，哈，哈，哈 Dude. Ha, ha, ha.
你笑什么？就应该这么透气的 Why are you laughing? This is how you do this.
嗨，老爸，老妈 Hey. Mom, Dad.
哇哦，看起来派对安排的还不错嘛 Well, it looks like this party's well underway.
你好，c女士 Hola, Mrs. C.
瑞奇，不要叫我C女士，我很认真的 Rich, don't call me Mrs. C, I mean it.
快从桌子上下来，噢 Now get off the counter. Oh.
丹尼斯·彼得·库夫曼，看看你 Denis Petey Cooverman, look at you.
你好可爱啊 You look so cute.
超级可爱 Super cute.
她不是那个意思 She doesn't mean that.
你看起来不错，挺酷的 You look good. You look cool.
是 Yeah.
或许你可以把裤子往腰下拉一拉 You just might want to lower the waist of those pants a little bit.
噢，你不会是穿着那条难看的内裤吧 Oh, you're not wearing those awful underpants.
妈，天啊 Mom. God.
关于幸运内裤… MR. COO VERMAN: I gotta go along with your mom...
…我的立场和你妈一样，伙计 如果你撞上桃花运怎么办？ ...on the lucky underpants, buddy. What if you do get lucky?
一旦她看到这条内裤，那就大煞风景了 Once she gets to the underpants, they're a deal breaker.
这条内裤是不好看 They are not nice underpants.
他是不会穿那些邋里邋遢的东西 也不会撞桃花运 He is not wearing those ratty things, and he's not getting lucky.
有我在，绝对不行 Not on my watch.
那么，今晚会有多少人过来？ So, how many people are you expecting at this shin-dizzle?
噢，不会很多一个都没有 - Oh, not too many. - None.
嗯，如果没有香槟，那么还算什么庆典 Well, it wouldn't be a celebration without champagne.
噢噢，噢，噢，那可真是失职啊 - Oh. - Oh, ho, ho. That is negligent.
我爸爸以前有时会让我喝些啤酒… My dad used to give me an occasional beer...
…不过那都是为了让我睡午觉 ...but that was just to get me to take a nap.
呃，每位客人一杯，喝酒后，不要开车 Well, one glass per guest. And no one who drinks, drives.
另外 酒架上酒的数量我清楚得很：23瓶 And I know exactly how many bottles are in the wine rack: 23.
我把我们的手机号码写在这里，如果… Here's all of our numbers. If an...
如果有人死了或者着火了，记得先报警 If anybody's dead or on fire, call 911 first.
怎么了？建议不好吗？ [CHUCKLING]
What's the matter? Bad advice?
我得去拿我的钱包 待会儿在院子和你碰头 I have to get my purse. I'll meet you out front.
玩得开心的 好的 - Honey, have fun. Okay.
不过不要太开心了 Not too much fun.
不用担心这个的，c女士 Not much danger of that, Mrs. C.
再见，妈妈！再见，亲爱的 - Bye, Mom! - Bye, honey.
丹尼斯，我们谈谈 Denis, let me talk to you.
好吧，听着 这是你大学前的最后一个夏天 Okay, look. This is your last summer before college.
你的医学专业… That accelerated medical program...
…不会留很多时间给你开派对的… ...isn't gonna leave time for parties...
…所以我希望你能好好享受这个夏天 ...so I want you to enjoy this summer.
好的，是的，当然，对，我会尽力的 Okay, yeah, sure, no, I'll try.
去外面！ Get out there!
做那些你还没机会做过的 年轻人该做的事 Do all those teen things you haven't had a chance to do.
这会很困难的，因为他一件也没做过 That's gonna be hard. He hasn't done any of them.
你也知道，这些青少年成年狂欢啊我是说… You know, this whole teenager coming-of-age thing, I mean...
…都是相对而言近期开始流行的 ...it's a relatively new construct.
在50年代时，就开始… They came up with it in the '50s, so...
有时候去找点乐子 会很不错的 It's okay just to have fun sometimes.
有些时候你必须说“搞什么啊” Sometimes you just have to say, "What the F."
出自1983年的保罗·布利克曼导演的 《危险交易》柯蒂斯·阿姆斯特朗主演 Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983, Paul Brickman.
只不过他当时说的是“搞什么飞机啊” Except he didn't say "F," he said "Fuck."
[CHUCKLES]
你明白我的意思的，及时行乐 You know what I mean. Carpe diem.
c先生，没想到你也是电影发烧友啊 I didn't know you were such a movie buff, Mr. C.
那是罗宾·威廉在《死亡诗社》中的对白 Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.
是的，谢谢，谢谢 瑞奇，我们知道，很好 Yes, thank you. Thank you, Rich. We know. It's good.
请过来 Come here, please.
我床头柜里有保险套 There are condoms in my bedside table.
你，你清楚有几个吗？ Do you, like, know exactly how many there are?
它们不是玩具 They are not toys.
是的当然 - Yeah. - Sure.
我爸想让我们去做爱 I think my dad wants us to have sex.
我们俩做？当然不是 - With each other? - No.
对 Right.
她应该早就到了啊 She should really be here by now.
这么说你爸妈用安全套？ So your parents use condoms?
这不是讨论的话题，永远都不是 Not a topic for discussion. Ever.
好的，没关系，我不谈了 Okay. No, it's okay. I won't.
我，我，就想 你认为那套子是润滑过的吗？还是… I just, yeah, I mean, what, do you think they're lubed? Or...
来了！ Incoming!
跑，跑，跑！ Go, go, go!
是三人帮 It's the trinity.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
那个穿制服的哥们呢？ So where's our boy in uniform?
他被我们拉进黑名单了 He's on our shit list.
他的一个战友惹上了一些麻烦 One of his army buddies was getting all date-rapey with Treece.
噢噢 - Oh. - Oh.
那么派对在哪儿呢？ So, where's the party?
就这里，这里，这个位置 This is it. Here, this location.
欢迎啊 Welcome.
进来吧 Come on in.
警告，由于经常开派对 屋顶可能会坍塌 Warning, roof may be blown off due to excessive partying.
你先进吧，“公主” Well, go ahead, princess.
上来，快 Come on up. Yeah.
当心脚下 Watch your step.
现在进入派对大堂 Now entering the party pod, captain.
呃… Um...
我们是第一个到的吗？ Are we the first ones here?
就是啊，我们从没第一次到过 Yeah, we are never first.
我还没来这这间房子 I've never been in this house before.
派对就是这儿，这边请，美女们 La fiesta es this way, mi bonitas.
请进，点心口味丰富，不用客气 Por favor, sweet and salty comida for your comesting.
都是有机食品，卷饼都是无脂肪的 Everything's organic. The pretzels are fat free.
你是在说我胖吗？ Are you calling me fat?
什么？ What?
不，绝…绝对不…不是 No. Not... No.
嗨，拜托，你，胖？ 他怎么会那么说呢？他又不是弱智 Hey, come on, you, fat? Why would he say that? He's not retarded.
我的哥哥是弱智 My brother's retarded.
[CHUCKLING]
[SIGHING]
这…这个笑话…真冷 That's... That was... That's cold.
你甚至可能连哥哥都没有 You probably don't even have a brother.
以前有，他…他去世了 No, he, uh... He died.
[LAUGHING]
是嘛，你还真幽默… 这次我们不上当，哈哈… Yeah, that was really... You got me, that was...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
是很久以前的事了，不过还是谢谢你 It was a long time ago, but thanks.
抱歉 Yeah.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
你想怎么样啊，凯文？ What do you want, Kevin?
我想喝啤酒 I need beer.
呵，呵，好的，呃… Heh, heh. Yeah, you do. Uh...
有啤酒吗，伙计？ Donde esta la beer, Coovemaster?
我爸爸不喝啤酒的 My dad doesn't drink beer.
但是我们有香槟 We have champagne.
喔，好啊 Ooh. Okay.
香槟，充满气泡的好东西，额… Champagne. Bubbly goodness. Uh...
克丽丝特牌的香槟 是皮条客专门喝的酒 This is Cristal. It's the drink of the pimps.
皮条客？唔嗯 - "The pimps?" - Mm-hm.
你很了解皮条客吗？ What do you know about pimps?
说实话，不了解 Nothing, really.
唔，难道克丽丝特香槟 换了商标和名字了？ Mm. Cristal seems to have changed its logo and spelling.
我一喝香槟就…就想那个 Champagne makes me do... things.
大姐，水也能让你想那个 Girl, water makes you do things.
一般的水不会啊 Not regular water.
哈，哈，哦，耶，好的，我，呃… Ha, ha. Oh, yeah, okay. I, uh...
太棒了 Classic.
我告诉过你的啊 I told you.
不，我不想 No, I don't.
不行！不行，你不能过来 No! No, you can't come here.
是啊，只是… Yeah, well...
或许吧 Maybe.
我现在很忙，凯文 I'm busy right now, Kevin.
我要喝这个 I want some of that.
不行，我是不会告诉你我在哪 或者和谁在一起… No, I will not tell you where I am or who I'm with...
…不过我可以告诉你，凯文 我现在在喝香槟 ...but I will tell you this, Kevin, I'm drinking champagne.
对啊，马上就打开… Yep. And it is coming right...
啊！噢，天啊，噢 Aah! Oh. God. Oh.
没事，噢 It's okay. Oh.
噢，没事，是啊 Oh, nothing. Yeah.
噗噗，呵 Pfft. Heh.
我这就把瓶盖打开 I'll get this off here.
你就不能快点嘛？ Would you hurry up?
好，不好意思，只是… Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just...
瓶内压强每平方英吋有90磅… The internal pressure is 90 pounds per square inch...
…我不知道怎么会打不开… ...so I don't really know what the problem...
你敢用GPS跟踪我看看，噢，拜托 Don't you dare GPS me. Oh, please.
[GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING]
你没事吧？ 没事，我很好 - Are you okay? Yeah, I'm great.
给我拿些冰块！ I need ice!
好的，让我看看 Okay, let's see.
速冻豌豆也可以 Frozen peas.
真的吗？好的 Really? Okay.
速冻豌豆 And frozen peas.
速冻豌豆，速冻豌豆 Frozen peas. Frozen peas.
随便什么冷的东西都可以 Anything cold.
好的，拿着，这是冷的 Okay, here. Something cold.
来，敷上去 Here, come here.
好的，这样就行了 Okay, here we go.
很抱歉，我做人很可悲 I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.
我告诉你吧： Let me tell you something:
所有的男生都是很可悲的 All boys are pathetic.
那么，我就代表所有男生向你道歉 Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys.
为那些战争啊什么的道歉 And sorry for all the wars and stuff.
你很有趣 You're funny.
感觉怎么样？ How does that feel?
[MO ANS]
我猜，非常不错吧 Pretty good, I guess.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY AND LAUGHING]
[GRUNTING]
你伤到背了吗？ Did you hurt your back?
哦，呵呵 Oh. Hee, hee.
是的，我伤到了 Yeah, I hurt my back.
啊，哦！ Ah. Ooh!
[STAMMERING]
派对气球 Party balloons.
这些不是气球我清楚这是什么东西 - Those aren't party balloons. - I know what they are.
这么说，这就是你们今晚的计划？ So, is this what you had planned for tonight?
不是，这些是我爸爸的 No, those are my dad's.
你爸爸难道不藏在衣柜之类的地方吗？ Your dad's not hiding in the closet or something?
噢，我讨厌那样子 Oh, I hate that.
我们玩得很开心 This was fun.
不要，拜托，再留一会 不不，你不能这样就走了 No, come on. Stick around. Okay, no, you can't go.
不，等等，等等，等等 No, wait, wait, wait.
我们该没喝酒呢？有23瓶 I mean, we've still got wine to drink. 23 bottles.
噢，酒会让我想起上帝 Oh, wine reminds me of Jesus.
你知道吗，丹尼斯，我们真的得走了 You know what, Denis, we really do have to go.
不过这个派对真的很不错 This was a great party, though.
[WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]
噢，糟糕，凯文 Oh, shit, Kevin.
他跟踪了你的手机 He triangulated your cell phone.
[GIGGLING]
[GASPS]
我们需要更多的冷冻华夫饼干 We're gonna need more waffles.
尚恩，你这个调皮的小子 Sean, you naughty boy.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no.
谁都不要动为什么？ - Nobody move. - Why?
因为他会把我杀了的 Because he is going to kill me.
他最多就会痛扁你一顿 The most he's gonna do is beat you up a little.
贝丝！贝丝！把门打开！ Lisbee! Lisbee, open this door!
窗户！快关窗！ The windows! Secure the windows!
[DENIS SCREAMING]
出来！ Get out here!
他老是这样吗？ Is he always like this?
这是他的新行为，不过不足为奇 This is new behavior, but not surprising.
他倒有点可爱嘛 He's kind of cute.
就一点 Kind of.
[DOOR CREAKS]
噢，我的天啊 Oh, my God.
不要怕，我来搞定 Don't be afraid, I can handle this.
我没害怕啊 你怎么会认为我在害怕呢？ I wasn't afraid. Why would you think I was afraid?
恭喜你，终于找到我了 Congratulations, you found me.
这里情况十分有趣 Interesting situation we have here.
你吸可卡因了吗？ Have you been doing coke?
现在没有，贝丝 KEVIN: Not now, Lisbee.
他吸可卡因了？ He's coked up?
这种毒品可不好 That is not one of the good drugs.
嗨！那是布伦达阿姨给我们的 Hey! Aunt Brenda gave us that!
准备好受死吧 Prepare to die.
好吧，那句话出自1987年罗伯·莱纳 执导的《公主新娘》曼迪·帕丁根说过 Okay, that's Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride, Rob Reiner, 1987.
而且这句对白在安德鲁·斯坦顿的… Also the same line was used by Emperor Zurg...
噢，我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
[SCREAMING]
住手！住手！ Stop it! Stop!
这是蓄意破坏私人财物！ Now, this is willful damage to property!
这可是个法律术语！ That's a legal term!
跑！ Go!
凯文，住手！ Kevin, stop!
嘿，嘿，嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
不行，丹尼斯！ 你难道没有看过《黑色星期五》吗？ No, Denis! Have you ever seen any of the Friday The 13ths?
如果你往楼上跑，你就死定了！ You run upstairs, you die!
武器，我们需要一件武器 A weapon, we need a weapon.
噢，我的天啊，找件武器，啊！ Oh, my God. Find weapons. Aah!
[THUDDING ON DOOR]
丹尼斯！ Denis!
我清楚你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
是的，没错，这就是一把聚碳酸酯剑 And, yes, this is a polycarbonate blade.
[GRUNTING]
我参加过几次 《星球大战》的专题讨论会 I took some workshops at the Star Wars convention.
麦考伊博士 Dr. McCoy.
那以前可是个真人，你放尊重点！ That used to be a person, so you show some respect!
瑞奇，我需要你帮忙，快从柜子里出来 Rich, I need your help. Come out of the closet!
[GRUNTING]
呃，呃，好的 Uh, uh, okay.
[SCREAMS]
走，快离开这儿！ Go, get out of here!
快走！ Go!
好怪 瑞奇？ - Weird. Rich?
嗯？在，在，在，丹尼斯？ Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Denis?
在这边，这边，你没事吧？ Over here, over here. Are you okay?
嗯，我过来了，我没事 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm fine.
瑞奇，你在这干吗？ Rich, what are you doing?
我想我刚才做出一个糟糕的决定 I think I've made a terrible decision.
你怎么会认为这是个好主意的呢？ At which point did you think that was a good decision?
是啊，不，不，不，我不… Yeah, no, no, no, I d...
[SCREAMING]
瑞奇！ Rich!
丹尼斯？ KEVIN: Denis?
[GRUNTING]
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我瘫痪了，我成了一个瘫痪处男 I'm paralyzed. I'm a paralyzed virgin.
你不会有事的 You'll be okay.
瘫痪的人也可以做爱的 Quadriplegics can have sex.
我在一个公共频道上看到过这类纪录片 I saw a documentary about it once on public television.
快走，快走 Let's go. Come on.
快好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
尚恩，达斯丁，过来！ KEVIN: Sean, Dustin, come on!
追，追，追！ Go, go, go!
[GRUNTING]
他们就像机器人一样 They're like cyborgs.
丹尼斯？ Denis?
瑞奇！瑞奇！瑞奇！ Rich! Rich! Rich!
[CAR APPRO ACHING]
你干嘛傻站在那里？ 我原本还以为你很聪明的 Why did you do that? I thought you were smart.
我以前是很聪明的 I was smart.
噢，我的天啊，扶他上车 Oh, my God. Get him in the car.
过来，你还好吧？ Come on. Are you okay?
噢，我的老天爷啊 TREECE: Oh, my gosh.
等等，瑞奇 Wait, Rich.
[YELLING]
[TREECE SCREAMING]
贝丝！停车 Lisbee! Stop the car.
嘿！回来！ Hey! Come back here!
等你清醒了再打电话给我！ Call me when you're sober!
你没事吧？ 是的，没事，我很… [GRO ANS]
- Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm fi...
没出血 No blood.
贝丝，我们已经逃出来了 如果你想慢下来的话，不用开这么快 Beth, we got away, so you can stop escaping now if you want to.
她向来都这么开车 She always drives like this.
驾照考试时我和她是同一辆车的 I was in Driver's Ed with her.
你速度可以放慢点 You could slow down.
我们接下来要绕圆锥体行驶 We're gonna try to watch the cones.
看好路 We're gonna watch the road.
喔！我…噢 Oh! L... Oh.
不好，不好，噢！ Not good, not good. Oh!
我要求你靠边停车 I'm gonna need you to pull over.
噢，狗屎！ Oh, shit!
[CAR HORN HONKING]
太好了，这样子全车人就都被你害死了 Great, you just killed everybody in the car.
我，好像 是这辆车上最微不足道的人物 I'm, like, the least notable person in this car.
如果我们都死了，我就会被称为同学丙 When we all die, I'll be referred to as fifth student.
那么，贝丝，呃… So, Beth, uh...
…我就想说谢谢你救了我… ...I just wanna say thanks for rescuing me...
…在你用车撞了我之后 ...back there after you hit me with your car.
那挺酷的 That was pretty cool.
不对，是你自己撞上来的 No, you ran into my car.
我没在救你，凯文刚刚吸过毒品 And I'm not rescuing you. Kevin is heavily medicated right now.
可卡因，超速行驶，暴怒 他可不能再出状况了 Cocaine, speed, roid rage, and he can't have another incident.
不然他会被军事法庭上诉的 He'll get court-martialed for sure.
当然了，对 Sure, yeah.
你还记得他最近一次事故的细节吗？ Do you remember the specifics of his last incident?
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦！ Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!
[SCREAMS]
傻瓜司机 Stupid drivers.
我能用一下你的手机吗？ 我的留在家里了 Could I borrow your cell phone? I left mine back at the house.
非常感谢…我得… Thank you very much. I'll just...
[FOREIGNER'S "FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]
亲爱的，亲爱的，你在振动 我的确“振动”起来了 [CELL PHONE BUZZING]
- Honey. Honey, you're vibrating. - You bet I am.
不不，亲爱的，亲爱的，可能是丹尼斯 No, honey, honey, it could be Denis.
你不认识这个号码，是吧？ I don't recognize the number. Do you?
抱歉不认识 - Sorry. - No.
肯定是电话推销员 Must be a telemarketer.
[LAUGHING]
[SQUEALING]
噢，库夫曼先生 Oh, Mr. Cooverman.
嗨，老妈，老爸，我… Hey, Mom, Dad, it...
嗨，c女士 嗨，c女士！ - Hi, Mrs. C. TREECE & CAMMY: Hi, Mrs. C!
呃，那是瑞奇和… Yeah, that was just Rich...
…我们很好 ...and we're okay.
关于厨房，我以后会跟你解释的 And I can explain the kitchen later.
你过你要联系我，你就打这 If you need to reach me, you can reach me at...
贝丝，抱歉 你能告诉我你的手机号码吗？ Beth, I'm sorry, can I get your cell phone number?
糟糕，我的手机！ Shit, my phone!
凯文很有可能就在追踪我们 Kevin's probably tracking it.
啊定位系统，混蛋！ - Aah. - GPS that, asshole!
[LAUGHING]
混蛋 Asshole.
很好 Cool.
我以耶稣的名义责难你 MAN [ON RADIO]: I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.
呃，这些电台真没劲 Ugh. Radio sucks.
说实话，你为什么不调到调频87.1呢？ Actually, why don't you tune that to 87.1?
我编了些毕业典礼混音 你们可能会喜欢的 Cooked up a little commencement mix that I think all of you will enjoy.
DJ摇滚毕业典礼，哇哦！ DJ C's slamming graduation. What!
[ALICE COOPER'S "SCHOOL'S OUT" PLAYING O VER SPEAKERS]
我们想了一个好主意 [SINGING] Well, we got no choice
所有男生女生 All the girls and boys
尽情喧嚣 Makin' all that noise
因为我们找到了新的玩具 BOTH [SINGING]: 'Cause they found new toys
我们不能向你敬礼 ALL [SINGING]: Well, we can't salute you
找不到一面旗帜 Can't find a flag
如果你接受不了，那真是太讨厌了 If that don't suit you That's a drag
学校放暑假了 School's out for summer
永远不用再上学了 School's out forever
永远 Ever.
学校被炸成碎片了 School's been blown to pieces
好耶 Yeah.
我爱死这首歌了 有谁不想把自己的学校炸掉呢？ I love this song. Who wouldn't want to blow up their school?
[DENIS GRUNTS]
真没用 Crack him like a walnut.
你好 Hello.
对不起 Sorry.
我们去买些啤酒 Let's get some beer.
那，呃，我想刚才车上，我撞晕过去了 So, uh, I think I was knocked out back there momentarily...
…因为我绝对什么都没看到 ...because I definitely wasn't, uh, you know, looking or anything.
咦呃什么？ - Yuck. - What?
我们或得给你去买点 邦迪或者乳膏之类的 Maybe we should get you some Band-Aids or cream or something.
噢，不，不，不用，不用 我很…我很… Oh, no. No, no, no, I'm... I'm...
哇哦，你的眼睛不是蓝的 Wow, your eyes aren't blue.
我的眼睛？ My eyes?
对啊，好像有点偏绿色… Yeah, there's like some green in there and then...
…在瞳孔那边 零零星星的还有点淡褐色的 ...on the pupil, there's like a hazel starburst sort of thing going on.
呃，我奶奶以前称它们为大杂烩 Uh, my grandma used to call them a real dog's breakfast.
很美味的大杂烩 Lucky dog.
那么，你喜欢喝哪种啤酒呢？ So, what kind of beer do you like?
哪种？随便哪种都喜欢 What kind? All kinds.
我可是个啤酒狂 I'm a maniac for the brewdog.
薯片，薯片，薯片 Chips, chips, chips.
拿好了吗？嗯，拿好了 - Got it? - Yep, I got it.
巧克力夹心饼，美味 Suzy Q's, yum.
我妈也经常说美味 My mom says yum.
美味 Yum.
不是这样子的，这太… Not like that, that's...
拿好了？是的，好勒 - Got it? - Yep, good.
嗨 嗨 Hi. - Hey.
你好吗？ 很好啊 How are you? - Really good.
都齐了 There you go.
你男朋友怎么了？ What's with your boyfriend?
噢，他是我弟弟 Oh, he's my little brother.
他的脸怎么了？ What happened to his face?
爸爸经常打他 Dad beats him.
不好意思 Sorry I asked.
噢，呃…呵呵 Oh, uh... Heh, heh.
我得查看一下你们的身份证 I'm gonna need to see some ID.
当然了 Of course.
拿着 Here you go.
哇哦，帕特丽夏，你倒瘦了不少啊 Wow. You've lost weight, Patricia.
你看起来也不像是37岁了 You certainly don't look 37.
谢谢夸奖 Well, thank you.
那么，总共是15.42元，不算啤酒 So that's $ 15.42, without the beer.
拜托，今天是我们毕业的日子 Come on. It's graduation night.
哦，那么，祝贺你们 Oh, well, congratulations.
塞姆 Sam.
你看起来像是个酷小伙，塞姆 You seem like a cool guy, Sam.
拜托，就爽快一点吧 Come on. Be cool.
听着，我可能连破饭碗都要丢掉 Look, I could lose my shitty job.
这怎么样，我美美地请你一口… How about I kiss you so hard, every time you think about it...
…保证你每次回想起来都得换内裤 ...you'll have to change your underwear?
我们买到啤酒了喔喔！ - We got beer. - Whoo!
你在里面，对他做的很奇怪 So that was weird, what you did in there, to him.
发生了什么？ What happened?
我舔他的脸舔了三秒钟 I sucked his face for like two seconds.
舔他的脸？ Sucked his face?
给我点洗手液 Purell me.
哇哦 Wow.
你牺牲好大啊 That was a big sacrifice.
我可做不来 我的意思是，在没喝啤酒之前 I couldn't have done it. I mean, before drinking the beer.
我可以舔他两秒钟 I'd do two seconds.
干嘛？与同性恋无关，不是同性恋 What? It isn't gay. It isn't gay.
不是同性恋，不是同性恋 It isn't gay. It's not gay.
在三秒法则之内 It's within the three-second rule.
那规则只适用于食物掉地上时 That's for food dropped on the floor.
是啊，呃，随便了 Yeah, uh, whatever.
她不是贝丝·库柏 She's not Beth Cooper.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[GRUNTING]
[SIGHS]
印第安人 Indians.
出自1969年杰克·尼柯森主演的 《逍遥骑士》丹尼斯·霍珀主演 It's Jack Nicholson, Easy Rider, 1969, directed by Dennis Hopper.
你这个人绝对有病 Something is really wrong with you.
是的 Yeah.
敬给劳伦斯 To old D.H. Lawrence.
嘿 Hey.
[CHUCKLING]
[TOOTH CRACKS]
[DENIS COUGHING]
对不起 Sorry.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
你还好吧？对不起 Are you okay? I'm sorry.
那是你的牙齿吗？ Is that your tooth?
它还在换牙 It was deciduous.
你现在还有乳牙？ You still have baby teeth?
就三颗 Only three.
现在…就俩了 Now... two.
我有两颗乳牙把它压枕头下 - I have two. - For your pillow.
谢谢 Thank you.
[KISS' "BETH" PLAYING ON MP3 PLAYER]
怎么放这首歌了？我都…我都没按… How did that get on there? I don't... I didn't even put...
瑞奇，是你放的吗？ Rich, did you put this on?
就让它放着 Leave it.
我想去尿尿 I have to pee.
我也是 Me too.
啊，算上我 Ah. Me trice.
你知道吗，我的名字就是以这歌命名的 You know, I was named after this song.
你的名字以一首关于亲吻的命名？ You were named after a Kiss song?
是的 Yes.
我的父母是铁杆摇滚迷 My parents were headbangers.
哇哦现在基本上还是 - Whoa. - Still kind of are.
贝丝·库柏的父母 以亲吻歌曲命名女儿 Beth Cooper's parents. Taking in a Kiss show.
噢，天啊，那太…酷了 Oh, man. That is so... cool.
太酷了 It's cool.
你的爸妈是铁杆摇滚迷，棒极了 You got headbanger parents. That's awesome.
哼唔 Hm.
我们为什么得走着去？ Why are we walking?
等到我有车了，到哪我都开车去 再也不走着去了 When I get my own car, I am never walking anywhere again.
我老爸本来要把他那辆旧车给我… My dad was gonna give me his old car...
…但是我继妈那个婊子把她自己的车 撞坏了 ...but then my stepmom bitch Tricia crashed hers.
哼，谁叫你把你父母拆散的啊？ 自作自受 Well, that's what you get for splitting your parents up.
卑鄙，真卑鄙！ Mean, mean!
永远不要把你内心的恐惧告诉嘉米 Never admit your innermost fears to Cammy.
噢，老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
怎么了？奶牛 - What? - Cows.
我们去挤奶吧 Let's tip one.
什么，这不是都市传奇之一吗？ What, isn't that like an urban legend?
你为何不去探个究竟呢？ Why don't you go find out?
我？这可是你出的主意 Me? It was your idea.
但是你是男生啊 You're the guy.
或多或少算是吧 More or less.
走，走，走 TREECE: Go, go, go.
好吧，这真是太棒了我，好的 咦呦，咦呦，咦呦 Okay, that's really nice. Okay. TREECE: Ew. Ew. Ew.
好吧 Okay.
嘘，你就不能，嘘 Shh. Could you just: Shh.
就这头了快上，闭嘴 - This is the one. - Go. Shut up.
嗨，好勒 咦呦，好的 - Hey, okay. TREECE: Ew. Okay.
哇哦，那是什么…好像有声音 [COW GRO ANS]
Whoa. What's that kind of...? That's like a noise.
是牛叫声，好不好？推它 It's a moo, okay? Push it.
推哪里？中间 - Where? - In the middle.
好的，推 Okay, push.
哦，牛屎 Oh, shit.
[TREECE & CAMMY LAUGHING]
不要笑 Do not laugh.
那么，你在想什么呢？ So, what are you thinking?
没什么 Nothing.
那么，你毕业后准备干嘛？ So, what are you doing after graduation?
我要去… I was gonna...
史丹福大学有开设医学预科之类的课程，我… They got this, like, pre-med med-school thing at Stanford and...
祝你好运啊 Good luck with that.
那你的计划呢？ So, what are your plans?
我不知道，或许去哈珀职业学院 I don't know. Maybe go to old Harpers Community College.
哈珀 Harpers.
哦，嗯，不错 Yeah, no, cool.
他们有很多学分制课程 They got a lot of good credit courses.
也许吧，如果我付得起学费的话 Maybe. If I can afford it.
这么说，我不是贝丝·库柏 So I'm not Beth Cooper, huh?
你听到了？ You heard that?
听着，我的意思是，你看起来不像… Look, what I only meant was, you didn't seem like...
你天花板上那个贝丝·库柏？ The Beth Cooper over your bed?
对，不像她 Right. Her.
她绝不会为了一把啤酒 和一个败类瞎混 She would never hook up with some loser for a 12-pack.
不，她不会的 No, she wouldn't.
你没必要那么做的 And you don't have to.
你比这要好的多 You're better than that.
[GRUNTS]
够了，我不干了 That's it. I'm done.
我回去了，谢谢啊 I'm going back. Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
再见，奶牛！ Bye, cow!
[MOOING]
是什么声音啊？ What's that sound?
[COWS MOOING]
奶牛啊！ - Cows. - Aah!
跑啊！ Stampede!
[COW BELLOWS]
那究竟是什么啊？ What the hell was that?
呃，听起来像是牛 Uh, sounded like a cow.
不可能，绝对不是一般的牛 No, that was no standard cow.
丹尼斯·库夫曼，你怕牛吗？ Denis Cooverman. Are you afraid of cows?
恐牛症？当然不是了 Vaccaphobic? Course not.
[RICH SCREAMING]
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
究竟怎么了？发生什么了？ What the hell? What happened?
天啊，太好笑了！ TREECE: God, it's so funny!
一头奶牛咬了我！ A cow bit me!
不可能，牛不会咬人的 No, cows can't bite.
哼，这头牛可真地会咬人 Well, this one sure as shit could.
不，不，不可能，牛不会咬人的 No, no, no, cows don't bite.
谁都知道牛没有上门牙的 We all know that they lack upper incisors.
你还挺有用的 You're useful.
什么味道？ What is that smell?
他拉屎拉到鞋子上了 He pooped his shoes.
[LAUGHS]
把鞋子脱了我花钱买来的啊 - Lose the shoes. - I paid for these shoes.
呃，穿着这鞋子 我是不会让你上我的车的 Uh, you're not getting in my car with those shoes on.
你要不穿着它们走回去，要不赤脚上车 They go, with you in them or not.
你把屎拉在鞋子上了 You pooped your shoes.
关车灯 Lights out.
[CAMMY & TREECE SCREAMING]
[DENIS & RICH SCREAMING]
[WHOOPING]
奔向未来！喔！ To the future! Whoo!
[LAUGHING]
快把车灯打开！ 求你了，求你了，求你了！ Turn the headlights on now! Please, please, please!
好的！ Okay!
开了，你开心了吧？ There, you happy?
有车！ Car!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[SCREECHING]
抱歉，我没意识到自己在发出那种声音 Sorry, I was unaware I was emitting that.
是c先生和c女士？ 谁？ Mr. And Mrs. C? Who?
我爸妈 My mom and dad.
可能还要糟呢，可能不是你妈妈 Could be worse. Could not be your mom.
呃，感谢你们给我带来了 这么一个美好的夜晚… Well, thank you all for a lovely evening...
…不过现在我死定了 ...but now I must die.
当你爸爸没穿好裤子时 你绝不能和他去讲话 You do not wanna talk to your dad when he has his pants down.
也对 Yeah.
该死的小兔崽子！ Goddamn kids!
天啊！ VALET: Jeez!
对不起！ Sorry!
谢谢 Thank you.
我靠 Shit my panties.
这里是瓦利·伍利的家 ，我们不能进去 This is Valli Wooley's house. We can't go in here.
就因为你当着全校师生的面… Because you called her a stuck-up bitch...
…叫她自傲的贱人？ ...in front of the whole school?
别担心… Don't worry...
…她现在应该正和某个男人在楼上 ...she's usually upstairs with a guy by now.
如果她对你发威，你就直击要害 If she gives you shit, go for her throat.
她肯定会去护她的鼻子 She'll be protecting her nose.
她的鼻子刚隆过 Her nose was a graduation present.
婊子 CAMMY: Bitch.
嗨！ Hi!
咦呕，不要跟她说嗨 Ew. Don't say hi to her.
去泳池那边喝东西！ Drinks by the pool!
[CHATTERING]
[G YM CLASS HEROES' "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
嗨，那是什么？ 很漂亮哦，是不是三文鱼颜色的？ Hey, what is that? It's nice. Is it salmon-colored?
不好意思 Sorry.
还是你的派队好 Your party was better.
什么？ What?
我去找下洗手间 I'm gonna go find a bathroom.
好的 Okay.
不要动 Don't move.
好的，行，没问题，好的 All right, yes, fine, all right.
噢，葛雷格 Oh, Greg.
如果今晚有人要杀我的话… Well, if anybody's gonna kill me tonight...
…就应该是你，你有充分的理由杀我 ...it should be you, you deserve it.
是你应得的 You've earned it.
你是怎么知道的？ How did you know?
你怎么？ How did you?
[SOBBING]
是我把你弄上的吗？ Did I do that?
这个？不是，不是你弄得 This? No, it's not one of yours.
是个意外 It was an accident.
你要知道，有时候 我自己都不知道做过什么 You know, sometimes, I don't even remember doing it.
我会暂时性失意 I just black out.
我看出来了，葛雷格 I'd have that looked at, Greg.
嗯 Yeah.
我以后可以打电话给你吗？ 我们能谈谈这个问题吗？ Maybe I could call you sometime? We could talk about it?
当然了 Sure.
或许一个专业的医生会更好点 Maybe a trained professional would be better.
我自言自语呢 I'm just thinking aloud here.
我们拥抱一下吗？ 拥抱很不错的啊 But can I get a hug? I mean, hugs are good.
你想怎么做就照做吧，葛雷格 You do what you need to do, Greg.
好的 All right.
忘掉我们流过的泪水 [SINGING] Forget the tears we've cried
忘掉那些美好的时光 Forget the good times too
忘掉受过的痛苦 BOTH: Forget the pain inside
我会在那等着你 I will be there waiting for you
谢谢，丹尼斯，非常感谢，谢谢 GREG: Thanks, Denis. Thanks a lot. Thanks.
[THE TING TINGS' "SHUT UP AND LET ME GO" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]
瑞奇！ Rich!
丹尼斯！拿着 谢谢 Le Coove! Here. - Thank you.
看看，劳普教练 Check it out. Coach Raupp.
恋童癖 Pedophilia.
很多体育老师都是恋童癖 It's always the gym teachers.
你知道他们叫我们吹箫人和萧吗？ You know they call us Dick Munch and the Penis?
知道 Yeah.
我是说，两个加起来，就像是说 我们两是一对同志夫妇之类的 I mean, like, together, like we're like the gaynamic duo or something.
贝丝去哪了？管她呢 - Where's Beth? - Wherever.
我早就告诉过你，那个演讲是个好主意 I told you that speech was a good idea.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
今天发生的有哪一件是好事啊？ What about what's happened tonight could be construed as good?
等等，如果你没有做那个演讲… Closure. If you didn't give that speech...
…你永远都不会知道原来 贝丝是这样一个怪人 ...you'd never know what a scary wack job Beth Cooper was.
你心目中的她和现实中的她差距太大了 No other girl would ever live up to her mythic proportions.
她不是一个怪人，不是怪人 She's not a scary wack job. She's not a wack job.
哥们，不要向后看，要向前看！ Dude, don't backpedal, you know. Onwards!
可能你另一段绝望的痴迷 会在这个派对上诞生 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Your new hopeless obsession might be at this very party.
丹尼！ PATTY: Denny!
噢，小丑事 Oh, secret shame.
太棒了 This is so great.
真没想到在这里遇到你 I didn't expect to see you here.
芭迪 Patty.
我很喜欢你的演讲 你讲出了一些客观的事实 I loved your speech. You said some very perceptive things.
理查德，你认识维多莉亚吗？ Richard, do you know Victoria?
嗯，当然了 你，呃，瘦了不少嘛，托莉 Yes, certainamente. You, uh, lost weight, Tori.
你没穿鞋子 You're not wearing shoes.
这年头不流行穿鞋子啊 Nobody wears shoes anymore.
丹尼，你的脸怎么了？ PATTY: Denny, what happened to your poor face?
葛雷格打你了，对吧？ Greg Saloga beat you up, I bet.
或者是瓦利·伍利，她雇人打你了吗？ Or Valli Wooley, she paid someone to beat you up?
不是，丹尼斯和贝丝·库柏的男朋友 发生了点小冲突 No, the Coove had a little dust-up with Beth Cooper's boyfriend.
贝丝·库柏是的，实际上，现在该叫前男友了 - Beth Cooper? Yeah, ex-boyfriend actually.
是个军人，黑暗骑士 接受不了丹尼斯和贝丝… Army, dark ops, couldn't stand the idea of the Coove here and Beth...
…接着演变为拳脚相接 ...so it went to blows.
如果你认为他这就算惨了 那么你真得去看看另一个家伙 I mean, you think this is bad, you should see the other guy.
就是，我是说，我都为他感到难过 Yeah, I mean, I feel bad for him.
他现在躺在医院里，断手断脚了 He's in the hospital, all beaten up and shit.
说句心里话，我真希望他不会有事 To tell you the truth, I just hope he's okay.
我也是 Me too.
事实上，他就在楼上 Actually, he's upstairs.
呃，哇哦，呃… Um, whoa, uh...
对哦，看看时间 Right, look at the time here.
我的空姐未婚妻快下班了，所以… My female fiancée's getting off her shift at Hooters, so...
哇哦，但是，和你们聊天很愉快 那么… Wow, you know, but this has been a pleasure, ladies, so...
祝你们好运！ 今天能见到你们很开心！ Good luck! It was nice seeing you!
拜！ Bye!
抱歉 Sorry.
你们去哪里？我们得撤了 - Where are you going? - We gotta get out of here.
混球！ VALLl: Asshole!
你们在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
不要 Don't.
[WHISTLES]
看来我们又见面 So we meet again.
是吗？几乎每部《007》中恩斯特 布洛菲尔德都会说这句对白，噢，好的 Really? Ernst Blofeld in just like every Bond movie. Oh, okay.
凯文，停下了 Kevin, just stop.
离开这儿 Get out of here.
另外准备好染上淋病吧 And get yourself tested for gonorrhea.
你为什么不乖乖去我的车里呢，好吧？ Why don't you get that tight, pretty butt of yours in my vehicle, all right?
拖出去！ Move out!
你没事吧？ CAMMY: Are you okay?
留在这儿 Stay here.
闪开！ KEVIN: Clear out!
[DENIS GRUNTING]
我不是你的玩偶！ I am not your plaything!
不，不，拜托！拜托，大伙！ No, no, come on! Come on, people!
你们就眼睁睁地看着他谋杀我？ Are you just gonna let him murder me?
等等！ VALLl: Wait!
我绝对不是一个废物，好吧？ I am not worthless, okay?
看看这个派对，看看我这些朋友们 Look at this party. Look at all my friends.
把他搞成脑损伤 Cause brain damage.
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
谢天谢地，劳普教练 Thank God, Coach Raupp.
小子们 Ladies.
一些基本规则 Some ground rules.
你不阻止？听着，我所想要的就是一场公平的战斗 - You're not gonna stop it? - Look, all I want is a fair fight.
公平的战斗？看看他的胳膊 像树干那么粗 Fair fight? Look at his arms, they're like redwoods.
是啊，是很强壮啊 RAUPP: Yeah. Aren't they great?
好吧，很简单 Okay. Pretty simple.
不准咬人，抓人，扯头发 不用那种女人才用的手段，好吗？ No biting, scratching, hair-pulling. None of that sissy stuff, okay?
撞头呢？当然可以 - Headbutt? - Definitely.
还有记住，一旦你的对手失去意识… And remember, once your opponent loses consciousness...
…战斗马上结束 ...the beating is over.
好吗？ Okay?
那么… And...
…开战 ...fight.
尼尔斯，维护好母校的尊严 Cooverman, Bison pride.
不，我是不会和他打的 No, I'm not gonna fight him.
不要这么懦弱，胆小鬼 Don't be such a pussy, pussy. Come on.
听着，凯文，你赢了，好吗？ Look, Kevin, you've won, okay?
你得到了那个女生… You got the girl...
…你也在这么多同辈面前侮辱了我 ...you've humiliated me in front of all my peers.
我向你道歉，而且无条件投降 I apologize and surrender unconditionally.
[GRUNTS]
丹尼斯 Denis.
丹尼，你的脸 PATTY: Denny, your face.
哇哦，哈，哈，噢，老兄！太漂亮了 Wow. Ha, ha. Oh, man! That was great.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
起来！ Get up!
你拿得下他的不，不行 - You can take him. - No, no.
你做得到的 You can do this.
起来！快点 Get up! Come on.
嗨！ Hey!
别碰我的朋友！ Leave my friend alone!
[GRUNTING]
我们去搞定他 Let's get him.
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦 比赛暂停，葛雷格… Whoa, whoa, whoa. Timeout, Salo...
你就这么点力气，小子，呃？ That all you got, son, huh?
那么，丹尼斯，我们刚才聊到哪了？ Now, Denis, where were we?
[TIRES SQUEALING]
丹尼斯·库夫曼 [O VER PA] Denis Cooverman.
过来 Come on.
你以为你走得了吗？ KEVIN: Where do you think you're going?
好了，该上车了！快上车 Okay, time to get in the car! Get in the car.
丹尼斯！过来 Denis! Come on.
当心！ VALET: Watch it!
[BETH WHOOPS]
你知道你刚才违反了几条法律吗？ Do you know how many laws you just broke?
汽车严重窃盗罪 对私人财产的蓄意破坏 Grand theft auto, criminal destruction of property...
…以致命武器袭击他人，恶性斗殴… ...assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery...
…驾车逃离现场，超速 现在不愿停车！ ...leaving the scene of an accident, speeding, and now failure to stop!
七条，最少！这是个新纪录！ - That's seven, at least! - That's a new record!
我可不这么认为 I don't think that's a record.
我想你应该靠边停车 I think you should pull over.
靠边停车，贝丝哈 - Pull over, Beth. - Ha.
嗨，这怎么样吗？这样： Hey, how about this? How about:
“谢谢，谢谢，贝丝 谢谢你再次救了我的命” "Thank you. Thank you, Beth, for saving my life again?"
救了我的命？救了我的…？ Saving my life? Saving my...?
你那个的具有暴力 倾向的猿人男朋友… You're the one who almost ran over me with a military vehicle...
…一整晚都想把我杀掉… ...owned by some homicidal rage ape you call a boyfriend...
而且你开着他的军用车 差点从我身上碾过去！ ...who's been trying to kill me all night!
你把血吐到我身上了！噗 You're spitting your blood at me! Pbbt.
你应该把你的体液控制在自己体内 You're supposed to keep your bodily fluids to yourself.
你知道吗？现在一点也不有趣了 You know what? This is not fun anymore.
是谁说应该有趣的？ Who said it's supposed to be fun?
大家都下车 Everybody out.
呃-呃，不，不，不 我们这是去哪里？ Uh-uh. No, no, no. What are we doing here?
我有学校的钥匙 I have a key to the school.
你有学校的钥匙 You have a key to the school.
拉拉队队长可是一个受信，负责的职务 Head cheerleader is a position of trust and responsibility.
嘿，嗨，傻瓜们哈，哈，哈 - Heh, heh. Fools. - Ha, ha, ha.
拜托，丹尼斯 这是今晚我们做的最不违法的事了 Come on, Denis. This is the least illegal thing we've done all night.
坐下，你会喜欢的 Sit. You'll enjoy it.
姐妹们，准备好了吗？嗯 - Ready, girls? - Yes.
5，6，7，8！ [CHANTING] Five, six, seven, eight!
你们准备好了吗？为胜利准备好了吗 Are you ready? Ready for the best
野牛队，永远第一 噢，是的，战无不胜 B- G, number one Oh, yeah, nothing less
5，6，7，8！ Five, six, seven, eight!
我们必定夺冠，无人可挡 We're going to the top We can't be stopped
加油，女孩们，大声喊黄色！ Come on, girls Yell yellow!
黄色 Yellow.
大声喊蓝色！ GROUP: Yell blue!
蓝色！ Blue!
全能的拜森高中 哦，耶，我们一起战斗吧 GROUP: Mighty Bisons Oh, yeah, let's fight
准备好，慢慢来 Ready and slow it down.
你能感觉到吗？什么？ 你能感觉到热量吗？ Can you feel it? What? Can you feel the heat?
黄加蓝，哦，耶，多么可爱啊 Yellow and blue Oh, yeah, how sweet
准备好，最后一次 Ready and last time
趾高气昂，火光四射，我们出尽风头 With spirit and spark We steal the show
全能的拜森高中 飞吻，飞吻，都走了！ Mighty Bisons, kiss, kiss Gotta go!
好耶！ Yeah!
[LAUGHING]
我们去冲澡吧 Let's hit the showers.
冲澡！冲澡！耶！ - Showers! Showers! - Yay!
走啊！快啊，赶紧！ 冲澡！ Let's go! Come on, hurry! TREECE: Showers!
[TREECE & BETH WHOOPING AND SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
她们去冲澡了是啊 - They're hitting the showers. - Yeah.
走啊！ Come on!
我…我…想去，但是，我…呃… L... l... I'd love to. I just, um...
我不认为我们被邀请了我十分肯定我们被邀请了 - I don't think we were invited. - Uh, I'm pretty sure we were.
你要知道，瑞奇… You know, Rich...
…你没必要这么做来证明你的性取向 ...you don't have to prove anything.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[BETH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
某个女人 Some woman.
噢，是啊 Oh, yeah.
我立刻就说是，我就像… I said yes, immediately. I was like...
对不起 丹尼斯 - Sorry. Denis.
不要害羞 Don't be shy.
天啊 [MO ANS]
God.
噢 Oh.
嗨，太空男，过来玩水啊 TREECE: Hey, space boy. Come get wet.
[GIRLS GIGGLING AND SHRIEKING]
那个邀请够清楚了吧？ That invitation good enough for you?
我只是认为我们不应该… I just don't think we should be...
住口！不要再用脑子想了，哥们 Stop! Stop thinking with your brain, dude.
我不想破坏这一切现在没剩什么可以破坏了 - I don't wanna ruin anything. - There's nothing left to ruin!
也许这个还可以破坏 You know, except maybe this.
我的朋友，这个可是千载难逢的机会 And this, my friend, is a rare occasion.
这种事情不会天天来 Chances like this don't come along every day.
实际上，从来都不会来 In fact, they never come along.
这种事情不可能发生！ This does not happen!
你们到底进不进来？ TREECE: Are you guys coming?
“及时行乐，抓住今天，孩子们 让你的生命意义非凡” "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
你老爸和罗宾·威廉斯都讲过 Robin Williams, and your dad.
我今天只想活过今晚，好吗？ I'm just trying to make it through the night alive, okay?
你不能算活着，除非你尽情地享受生活 You're not alive unless you're living.
谁说的？ Who said that?
我想是我说的 I think I did.
“强尼来了！” "Here's Johnny!"
[RO ARING]
[GIRLS SHRIEKING]
及时行乐 Carpe diem.
[HUMMING]
贝丝 Beth.
我得告诉你，你有的享福了 Gotta tell you, you're in for a treat.
我读过些我妈的女人杂志… Been reading a few of my mom's ladies magazines...
…书上有写着一些能 让你欲仙欲死的秘密 ...and they've got a couple secrets on how to ultimately pleasure you.
[GRUNTING]
你怎么找到我们的？汽车追回系统，蠢猪 - How did you find us?! - LoJack, dipshit.
男人的战争！ Man of war!
尝尝我湿刀刃 Taste my wet blade.
[GRUNTING]
快！快那你的东西！ 快走！ Come on! Get your stuff! Go!
你确定吗？ 这三个我对付得了 Are you sure? - I can handle these three.
我为这一刻准备了很久了 I've been preparing for this all my life.
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
[LAUGHING]
走吧，我们走吧 Come on, let's get out of here.
再也不这样被欺负了 Never again.
好耶！ Yes!
快，快啊！我在拉啊，不要动！ Come on, hurry up! I'm trying, stop moving!
你的裤子去哪里了？ What happened to your pants?
你的男朋友拿走了 Your boyfriend has them.
好，我们得走了，快，拿好你的东西！ Okay, we gotta go, come on. Get your stuff!
快，快，快！ Come on, come on, come on!
啊，多体贴啊，凯文把我车开回来了 Aw, how sweet. Kevin brought back my car.
快走！ Come on!
嗨，那瑞奇呢？ Hey, what about Rich?
[RICH & KEVIN GRUNTING]
耶！你们就这么点能耐？ Yah! Is that all you've got?
噢，噢，还剩一个？ Oh. Oh, one more?
哈，哈，哈，太经典了 Ha, ha, ha. Classic.
[LAUGHING]
伙计们！ 瑞奇！ - Guys! Rich!
瑞奇，我帮你拿了衣服，快点 Rich, I got your clothes. Hurry up.
啊！ Yah!
快，快，快！ TREECE: Come on, come on, come on!
好的，走，走 Okay, go, go.
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
该死的卡车司机 Goddamn truck drivers.
我们去哪里？ Where are we going?
我们可以去我爸的小木屋 We can go to my dad's cabin.
只要我不告诉我妈小木屋在哪 我可以随时去那儿 I can go there anytime I want as long as I don't tell Mom where it is.
你知道吗？我，我…我想回家 You know what, I just, um... I wanna go home.
哼，引起这一切的人可是你啊 You know, you're the one who started this.
我？ Me?
对啊，你 Yeah, you.
是你这个书呆子，跑到全校师生 我们的朋友家人面前… You're the geek who, in front of the entire school, our friends and family...
…宣布你爱某人 而那你却一点也不了解她 ...declared your love for someone you don't know a thing about.
他可了解你咯，考考他 He knows a lot about you. Quiz him.
他知道你储物柜号码 He knows your locker combo.
他知道你最喜欢的止汗剂牌子 He knows your favorite antiperspirant.
他知道你的血型 He knows your blood type.
好吧，我不喜欢这样提醒你 贝丝，但是你说过在我的演讲很动听 Okay, I hate to remind you this, Beth, but you said it was sweet.
你说过，噢，我的天啊，是你去我家的 You did. Oh, my God, and you came to my house.
如果你觉得动听 那你为什么还去我家？ If you didn't think it was sweet, why would you come to my house?
你以为呢，大天才？ What do you think, super genius?
我们以为会很滑稽的 We thought it would be funny.
噢，好的 Oh. Okay.
你的鼻血难道就一直会流下去？是的，大概要流三天 - Are you just gonna keep bleeding? - Yeah, for about three days.
把头往后仰 Just put your head back.
这下他往我喉咙里流了拿着 - Now it's dripping down my throat. - Here.
用这个堵住鼻孔 它们吸收水分能力超强 Stick these up there. They're super absorbent.
听着，卡米说的那些话 Listen, about what Cammy said before.
她以为会很滑稽 She thought it would be funny.
我的意思是，我们都以为会很好玩 I mean, we all thought it would be a fun thing to do.
或许我当时我确认为可能会有点滑稽 Guess I did think it would be a little funny.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
男生们总是对我都说他们爱我 Guys tell me they love me all the time.
这通常都是他们想从我身上得到些什么 And it's usually because they want something.
那么，我的派对有点滑稽，是吗？ Well, it was kind of funny, right?
哈，哈，哈 Ha, ha, ha.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
求你了，把那东西拿出来我都听你的 - Please, take those out now. - Your wish.
我能说些私人的话题吗？ Can I say something personal?
当然 Sure.
你闻起来想一个腐烂的流浪汉 You smell like a dead homeless guy.
是哦，应该是我的T恤 有豆泥粘在上面 [LAUGHS]
Yeah, it's probably my shirt. There's hummus.
把它脱了 Take it off.
噢，不用了 我还是穿着好了，没关系的 Oh, no, I can leave it on, it's fine.
我又不会调戏你，脱了 I'm not gonna molest you. Take it off.
快脱掉，脱掉 Take it off, take it off.
我来给它透透风 Let me just air it out a little.
噢，妈的！ Oh, shit!
[TREECE GASPS]
不好意思 Sorry.
好，应该就在附近，你可以停了 Okay, it was somewhere around here. You can stop.
[CAMMY AND RICH LAUGHING]
哦，我的天啊，搞什么啊？ Oh, my God. What?
有没有搞错，哥们 Really? Dude.
我想这条就是你的幸运内裤 I think those are his lucky underpants.
把我的披巾拿来 Give me my poncho.
把我的披巾拿来 噢，我的天啊 - Give me my poncho. Oh, my God.
你们怎么能这么做？你们好卑鄙啊 - What are you doing? - You're so mean.
什么？ What?
事实上，这是别人送我的恶搞礼物… Actually, I got these as a gag gift...
…所以你们笑也很正常 ...so it's appropriate that you're laughing.
不，这很好啊，我很开心能看到你们… 你们看出这是个笑话！太棒了 No, it's good, I'm happy that you're... You guys got the joke! Good one.
穿上不行，我不怎么喜欢紫色 - Get in here. - No, purple's not really my color.
这是紫红色 而且这是我最喜欢的颜色，抱歉 It's fuchsia and it's my favorite color. Sorry.
没关系好勒 - That's fine. - Okay.
穿好了好多了 - There we go. - All better.
我看起来怎么样？还好吧？好极了 - How do I look? Good? - Great.
哈，哈，哈那件粉红的披风倒挺可爱的 - Ha, ha, ha. - That pink poncho's sort of cute.
什么？ What?
该死的凯文 Goddamn Kevin.
都是因为你，我现在被困在这个鬼地方 遍地找一件T恤衫 Because of you I am in the middle of nowhere looking for a shirt.
噢，就是，就是，那个该死的凯文 Oh, yeah, no, goddamn that Kevin.
那你为什么还会和他交往呢？ Why do you even go out with him, anyway?
一开始，他嘴巴很甜，经常能逗我笑 In the beginning, he was sweet. He made me laugh.
当他笑起来时…真的很性感 - And when he smiled... - He was really hot.
我也不知道 I don't know.
我猜我们在一起时 别的女生看我的眼神 Guess it was the way other girls looked at me when I was with him.
我感到很自豪 I felt proud.
我想被这样一个强壮威猛的军人选中 我很幸运 Thought I was the lucky girl this big, strong Army guy chose.
难道你就不介意，他是这么一个…？ It didn't bother you that he was an a...?
一个混球？ An asshole?
是 Yeah.
我以前为他找藉口… I just made excuses for him because...
…因为被人疼爱的感觉太好了 ...it was nice to feel wanted.
这我就不明白了… See, I don't get that...
…因为你不知道有多少男生 想要和你在一起 ...because there are so many guys who would love to be with you.
是啊，可能，跟我睡一晚 Yeah. For a night, maybe.
那么你为什么要那样做？演讲？ - So why did you do it? - The speech?
我不知道 I don't know.
只是… It's just...
你是拉拉队队长… You're the head cheerleader...
…而我是辩论队队长 ...and I'm the captain of the debate team.
我很清楚，这是我们之间 就是想想都觉很荒唐… And I know it's ridiculous to think that you and me would even...
我猜我就是想让你知道 I guess I just wanted to talk to you.
我从来都没说过，而那会我意识到… And I never did, and then I realized...
…那是我最后的一次机会，你知道吗？ ...that was my last chance, you know?
嗯，你说出来，我还是很开心的 Well, I'm glad you did.
看！你的T恤 Look! Your shirt.
噢，呃，呃… Oh, uh, um...
噢 Oh.
哇哦 Aw.
嗨！哦，你好可爱哦嗨，小家伙 - Hi! Oh, you're so cute! - Hi, little fella.
嗨，不，不，那不是食物 嗨！小可爱！ - Hey, no. No, that's not food. Hi, cutie!
那是我的T恤，好，你把，呃… That's my shirt. Okay, so just, uh...
[SNARLING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
它瞪着我看！ He looked at me!
它直勾勾的盯着我！它要把我吃了！ He looked right at me! He's gonna eat me!
唔哦！派对！ Whoo! Party!
[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]
这儿闻起来像死人一样 Smells like death in here.
这屋子我爸爸刚买 他没在这里杀过什么东西 My dad just bought all this stuff. He's never killed anything.
他们挺可爱的，啊？啊呜 They are kind of cute, huh? Rawr.
哥们，你穿得太荒唐了 Dude, you look ridiculous.
我还能怎么做啊？我不… Well, what am I supposed to do? I don't...
翠克，亲爱的… Treece, darling...
…你能给这位可爱的 小姐找件衣服穿吗？ ...would you get this lovely lady something to wear?
当然，你可以去卧室看看 Yeah, try the bedroom.
谁要喝的？ Okay, who wants a drink?
我要，谢谢我也要 - I do, please. - I want one.
伏特加！呵呵 Vodka! Hee, hee.
好勒，祝酒 Okay, a toast.
很奇怪啊，这些都不是我给他的 You know what's weird? I didn't give this to him.
随便了，为整个世界最美好的一晚 干杯 Anyway, to the world's greatest night.
好耶喔！ - Yeah. - Whoo!
[TREECE & BETH GASPING]
哇哦 看啊，都快早上了 - Wow. Look, it's almost morning.
有谁想和我一起去看日出吗？ Does anyone wanna come watch the sunrise with me?
我想去 Yeah.
[GIGGLING]
嗨 Hey.
嗨，我能问你些事吗？ Hey, can I ask you something?
什么？ What?
关于你哥哥 It's about your brother.
关于他的什么？ What about him?
他叫什么名字？ What was his name?
大卫 David.
他人怎么样？ What was he like?
我出生时，他已经病得很严重了 He was already sick when I was born.
我两岁时，他就去世了 那会儿他12岁 Died when I was 2. He was 12.
我不记得他了 I don't remember him at all.
我家有一张照片 是在我去医院看他时拍的 There's this picture of me visiting him at the hospital...
…他好像就只是一个病怏怏小孩 ...and it's like he's just some sick kid.
那个是我生命中的一个悲剧 而我却当时还一点都不懂事 It's the big, dramatic tragedy of my life, and I wasn't even there.
是啊，但是你至少见证了啊 Yeah, but you were there.
我是说，可能你不记得了… I mean, maybe you don't remember...
…但是我打赌你做的一切 对你哥哥意义非凡 ...but I'll bet it meant a lot to him.
谢谢你，你能这么说我很开心 Thank you. That was very sweet.
“跟我的小朋友打个招呼” "Say hello to my little friend!"
哈，哈，哈哇哦 - Ha, ha, ha. - Wow.
什么？ What?
出自1982年德·帕尔导演 帕西诺主演的《疤面煞星》 Scarface. Pacino, '82, De Palma.
看 Look.
“抄家伙，你们这群混蛋” "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"
[GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING]
什么？ What?
是约翰·韦恩 是1969年约翰·韦恩导演的《大地惊雷》 It's John Wayne. It's John Wayne, 1969, True Grit.
哦，老天爷啊！ 我尿裤子了，我尿裤子了，我尿裤子了！ Oh, my God! I peed, I peed, I peed!
[LAUGHING]
不是吧，这不是…不是那样的好笑 No, it's not... It's not that funny.
是，很好笑，因为… No, it is, because you...
为什么，就因为你们认为我是同志？ Why, because you think I'm gay?
你们想错了 You think incorrectly.
我觉得那女人表白心迹的时候 说话过火了些 The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
什么？ What?
难道你还知道莎士比亚？ Like you know Shakespeare.
乔特鲁德王后讲给哈姆雷特… 第二幕，第三段 Queen Gertrude to Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2...
…威廉·莎士比亚1602年写的 作者有可能是爱德华·德·维尔 ...1602, William Shakespeare, or possibly Edward de Vere.
哇哦 Wow.
这太…哇哦 That's... Wow.
厉害 Yeah.
哇哦，看看那太阳 Wow, look at the sun.
好大，好美哦 It's so big and pretty.
那是一种光幻视 Well, that's an optical illusion.
有些物体在其周围环境的对比下… There are certain things that appear larger...
…看起来会比实际要大 ...in context to the objects around them.
你什么都知道啊，丹尼斯·库夫曼 You know everything, Denis Cooverman.
不，不 不是全都，有些事情我不知道的 No, no, not everything. There are some things I don't know.
很多事情 Multiple things.
那我来告诉你件你不知道的事 Well, I'll tell you one thing you know nothing about.
当一个女生说日出的太阳好大 好美时… When a girl says the sunrise is big or pretty...
…你知道该怎么说吗？ ...you know what you say?
我估计，不是我刚才所说的那些？ Not what I said, presumably?
你什么都不用说 You don't say anything.
只要用手搂住她 You just put your arm around her.
你知道的，为你以后做参考 You know, just something for future reference.
我记得了，为以后做参考 For future reference, I'll remember that.
如果你不是同志 那为什么在浴室时，抱都不让我抱？ If you're not gay, why so unchubby in the shower?
呵，呵，我…我只是想装酷 Heh, heh, l... I was just being cool.
你注意到了，那就不酷了 It was uncool of you to notice.
１８岁的男生不可能那么酷 No 18-year-old boy is that cool.
我就是那么酷 I am that cool.
即使你是同志，有没人会介意 Nobody cares if you're gay.
我不是 I'm not.
没人介意的，那你就做同志吧！ Nobody cares, so just be gay already!
你，瑞奇·孟奇，还是个处男 You, Richard Munsch, have never been with a woman.
处男 Never been with one.
哇？ Wha?
呃… Um...
[BOTH GIGGLING]
看好了… Watch...
认真学 TREECE: And learn.
很好，很好，是的 That's nice, it's nice. Yeah.
你没事吧？呃… - You cool? - Uh...
只要大家好就行了 Long as everyone else is cool.
嗨，我的胸毛露出来了 Hey, there is my chest hair.
好啊，我喜欢这感觉，可我，呃… Yeah, I'm liking that. I am, uh...
[MO ANING]
耶，绝对有反应了 Yeah, definitely reacted to that.
呃… Uh...
嗨，这，哇哦 太棒了，真是一流的… Hey, this is, wow, great, you know, really top-notch...
…不过我把安全套落在家里了，那… ...but I left my latex sheaths back at the house, so...
没关系 That's okay.
翠克有，不是吗？ Treece's got some, don't you, Treece?
我很多很多 I've got gobs.
很多？ Gobs?
呃，刚才挺高效的嘛 Well, that was expedient.
但是至少我们知道了你不是同志 But at least we know you're not gay.
是啊，你跟我爸去说去他的号码是多少？ - Yeah, tell that to my dad. - What's his number?
你还爱我吗？ So do you still love me?
爱 Yeah.
我是不是你自慰的唯一对像？ Am I everything you've ever masturbated to?
不是，你对于我来说不像那样的 No, it's not like that with you.
我的意思是，你跟我想像的不一样 I mean, you're different than I imagined.
你很真实 You're real.
还很吓人 And scary.
还刺激，有趣 [LAUGHING]
And exciting and fun.
但是我记得你说一点都没乐趣 But I thought you said this wasn't fun.
高中中值得我留恋的记忆就只有今晚 All my memories from high school are from tonight.
你得多出来玩啊 You gotta get out more often.
是啊就是 - Yeah. - Yeah.
那你去哪里上大学？ Where are you going to college?
纽约大学 NYU.
你的专业是什么？表演 - What are you majoring in? - Acting.
少来，少来！嗯，没错 - Shut up. Shut up! - Mm-hm. Yeah.
我也是真的吗？ - Me too. - Really?
是的，我还兼修导演哇哦 - Yeah, and directing. - Wow.
如果你想成为一名演员 那你为什么没有加入戏剧协会？ If you wanna be an actress, why weren't you in Drama Club?
忙于生计说得好 - Social survival. - That's a good call.
嗯 Mm-hm.
你最喜欢的导演是谁？ So who is your favorite director?
拜托，这是个三人行 Hello, it was a threesome.
哇哦 Wow.
我明白高中对你来说不是那么美好 I know high school wasn't great for you.
是啊，高中… No, it was...
…十分糟糕 ...completely awful.
你知道吗，问题是高中对我而言很美好 You see, the thing is, high school was great for me.
我拥有一段美好的时光 I had a great, great ride.
不过现在已经结束了 And now it's over.
你，你很快就要离开去做一名医生… You, you're gonna go off and become a doctor...
…去医治癌症或者其他新的疾病 ...and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are.
但是这个？ But this?
这个就是我的结尾了 This is about it for me.
从此以后我的生命将会… Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be...
…平凡无奇 ...ordinary.
哇哦 Wow.
这真是… That's such...
…胡说 ...bullshit.
呵 Heh.
因为我认识的那个贝丝·库柏 Because the Beth Cooper I know?
那个我现在真正了解的… The one that I now know...
…是我见过的最最活跃的人 ...is the most alive person I've ever met.
我所认识的那个贝丝·库柏… The Beth Cooper I know...
…她是不会过得平凡无奇的 ...she's not gonna have an ordinary life.
她的生命将会很精彩 She's gonna have an amazing life.
稍微有点疯癫… Slightly insane...
…但绝不会是无趣的 ...but never uninteresting...
…总是奋发前进的… ...always ass-kicking...
...life.
你是怎么知道的？ How do you know that?
因为我是个很聪敏的家伙 Because I'm a very smart guy.
好的，非常感谢 MRS. COO VERMAN: All right, thank you very much.
怎么样？ MR. COO VERMAN: Any luck?
不行，不到下周他们是不会派出警察的 MRS. COO VERMAN: No, they can't send anyone out till next week.
你帮我解释一下： MR. COO VERMAN: Explain this to me:
你怎么样做可以把微波炉放进墙里？ How do you put a microwave into the wall?
天晓得 MRS. COO VERMAN: God only knows.
哦，比好，我要找人来修理一下厨房 Oh, hi. I need to get my kitchen repaired.
我是不是哪里见过这辆车？ MR. COO VERMAN: Haven't I seen that car before?
噢！ MRS. COO VERMAN: Oh!
丹尼斯！你怎么了？ Denis! What happened to you?
我很好，很好 I'm okay. I'm okay.
我现在不能谈这个，我去做些薄饼 I can't talk about this. I'm gonna go make pancakes.
还是她已经为你做了早餐？ Or did she already make you breakfast?
[WHIMPERS]
哇哦 Wow.
瑞奇，我跟你爸谈过了嗯？ - I talked to your dad, Rich. - Yeah?
你今天最好留在这儿 You might wanna hang out here for the rest of the day.
好的 明天也是 - Okay. MR. COO VERMAN: And tomorrow.
好的你也知道，确保安全 - Okay. - You know, just until it's safe.
我懂，谢谢 Got it. Thanks.
我希望你玩得很开心是很开心 - I hope you had fun. - I did.
你知道我们得惩罚你一下 You know we have to punish you, somehow?
是的，我也想到了 Yeah. Figured that.
现在家长怎么做？还不让你们外出吗？ What do they do these days? Do they still ground you?
我知都不知道我也不知道 - I don't even know. - I don't know either.
不过… But...
…不管处罚是什么，都值了 ...whatever it is, it was worth it.
不要把这点告诉你妈 Let's not tell your mother that.
好的 Yeah.
我们进屋谈吧好的 - We can discuss it inside. - Okay.
那么… So...
去史丹福后，祝你好运，一切顺利 Good luck with Stanford and everything.
对，你也是啊，一切顺利 Yeah. You know, you too, with everything.
我们应该下次再这样玩 We should do this again sometime.
当然 Sure.
对，当然 Yeah, sure.
你技术越来越好了嘛 You're getting better at that.
我之前不好吗？ I was bad before?
谢谢你… Thank you...
…爱着我 ...for loving me.
你让我不得不爱啊 What's not to love?
你记住了 You remember that.
嗨，贝丝 Hey, Beth.
十年后的同学聚会再见了是的 - See you at the reunion. - Yes.
如果我们都还单身，我娶你 If we're both still single, I'll marry you.
这是个承诺 That's a promise.
我的小姐 My lady.
开车小心点 Drive safe.
你猜怎么着？嗯？ - So guess what? - Hm?
我想我是同志 I think I'm gay.
是吗？ Yeah?
噢，太好了，恭喜啊！ Oh, that's great, congratulations!
哥们，你可不是我喜欢的类型 Dude. I'm not gay for you.
噢，是啊，我知道了 Yeah, no, I know.
你知道吗，我可能是双性恋 双性恋？ - You know, I could be bi. Bi?
我昨晚睡了2个女人 I was with two gorgeous ladies last night.
比起你来，我可是要异性恋的多 That's a lot more heterosexual than you.
呃，嗨，我亲了贝丝·库柏 Well, hey, I did kiss Beth Cooper.
现在你要转入下一阶段了 Now you gotta take it to the next level.
我会的，我才不会等到同学聚会那时呢 I will. I'm not really gonna wait for the reunion.
我会在她空间上留条信息约她出来 I'll leave a message on Facebook, ask her out.
不行，必须是个隆重的邀请 No, it has to be a grand gesture.
比如说？ 你知道她住哪的 Like what? You know where she lives.
去她家，带上个音响，在门口等她 Go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.
那叫非法跟踪，瑞奇 That's stalking, Rich.
不是，如果你爱那个人，那就不是跟踪 No, it's not stalking if you love the person.
抓住她的手，带她去一个没人的地方 Grab her and take her someplace where it can be just the two of you.
现在又变成绑架了 Now, that's kidnapping.
这会很浪漫的 It's romantic.
好的，首先我们需要些绳子和胶带 Okay, first we're gonna need some rope and duct tape.